GARLIC ASKS ABOUT THE END OF THE 2004 RACE
Locked in a dead heat with just days to go, both Kerry and Bush are letting it all hang out. What do you think?
"I'm confident that Bush will win because Cheney has vowed to attack the U.S. if Kerry is elected."Ted Daniels, History Teacher
"That's the way these things happen. First, they change one little clause in a stump speech, then they whittle away at the rest. Before you know it, our civil liberties will be totally restored."
Darleen Edwards, Pianist
"I'll tell you, I'm about six or seven beheadings away from demanding some answers about what's going on in Iraq."
Clark Bender, House Painter
""Kerry's coming at George W. Bush with lurid public accusations of a heinous nature? Wow. Sometimes life can be so... fair."
Terry Jenner, Taxidermist
"Kerry, Bush, Kerry. Bush ! That's all you ever hear these days. That, and the ongoing slaughter of civilians at the hands of government troops and Maoist rebels in Nepal."
Robert Duncan, City Planner
""This campaign is just another example of the liberal media's bias against self-destructive, narcissistic, screaming sexist assholes."
James Jackson, Accountant
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