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BUSH'S VEEP CHOICE Republican presidential candidate George W. Bush has made up his mind and selected Dick Cheney for his Veep. Now, pundits on all sides are weighing in. What do you think? "I don't know about you, but I certainly don't want to watch Dick Cheney again. Have you seen those old horror films? Nasty." Clark Berryman, Finance Officer "Finally, I'll be able to be at peace with my loved ones, now that family life has been returned to me." Carolee Munster, Music Teacher "Know who else needs to make up his mind? My customer on table four. He doesn't know what to order and he's been hogging that table for 15 minutes." Robert Donaldson, Waiter "Did someone check the bathroom for Mr. Cheney? Because my dad is elderly, and that's where we always find him." Jerry Tardyman, Pharmacist "How can we worry about Veep choices when there are still important bones missing from the Donner Party expedition?" Davis Franklin, Student "We must get Mr. Cheney for an interview. Failing that, we must get his wife. Failing that, we must get his droppings." Joan Okerfeller, Reporter this is a parody of an ONION parody BORED BY BUSH BAMBOOZLES? Subscribe to "Inside Bush Watch" and you'll get the stuff we don't report at "Bush Watch." Breaking news and broken promises. Quotes, jokes, blokes, and tokes. For you? Free. Such a deal! (Click on "JoinList") for previous bush headlines, go to...